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The President - Sir Nico Bernal Bio: Sir Nico Bernal is a graduate from the University of Oxford. He graduated at the top of his class with a IQ of 1948947829292948282924. He is Cuban. Sir Nico grew up in a small little suburb outside of San Fran with big dreams of becoming something great. He grew tired of the mundane work of shoveling Elephant poop from the circus, so he ran away! A little old and retired Congressman by the name of Robert found him huddled under a bridge. Robert took him in and taught our beloved president all there is to know about politics and the law. He is the nation's first Cuban president.

First Lady- Sydney Samson-Bernal Bio: She likes skittles...especially the red skittles. Mrs. Bernal was the granddaughter of a retired and small old man, who, by chance, happened to find a young little boy huddled under a bridge. Mrs. Bernal and Sir Nico grew up together. They're love grew into something almost magical. They got married and they're love bore fruit. The two now have a lovely boy who you'll see running around the White House. He especially loves to sneak up on people and scare them, so watch out!

Vice President- Madame Kathryn Browning Bio:She has 12 toes, let's keep that a secret. Madame Kathryn was a run away. She was made fun of for her two extra toes everyday and just couldn't handle it anymore. After joining a circus she became friends with a young boy named Sir Nico. She was an elephant trainer, so the two were together all the time. After Sir Nico ran away from the circus, he bought Kathryn from that circus and taught her everything there is to know about politics and the law. They both ran for Congress and campaigned together. They're still helping each other out by being President and Vice-President of the United States.

Secretary- Willmoseley Bio: He likes popcorn. He only has the job because we felt bad for him. We let him feed our dogs. Don't buy anything from him. Don't even talk to him. Actually, just don't make eye contact. He's a good person, really, and he does his job fantastically well. Just make sure he's never within a 10 foot radius of you.